I have nothing better to do so while witcher trash 3 is playing in the background, adding time to my in-game time so it doesn't look like I haven't played the game runs, I'm gonna list and review notable games on my steam profile. Feel free to talk shit about my opinion and about how wrong I am below.
XCOM: Enemy Unknown (2hrs):
Outlast (10hrs):
Contagion (2hrs):
No More Room In Hell (2hrs):
Far Cry 3 (1hrs):
Garry's Mod (1hrs):
Titan Souls (3hrs):
Magicite (3hrs):
Portal 2 (10hrs):
Transistor (4hrs):
Witcher 3 (6hrs):
Rocket League (13hrs):
Left 4 Dead 2 (50hrs):
Hollow Knight (50hrs):
CoD BO1 (400hrs):
Risk of Rain (150hrs):
Brawlhalla (550hrs):
XCOM: Enemy Unknown (2hrs):
- Terrible, shit turn-based game against Ayy Lmao people, meme-worthy, otherwise do not recommend
Outlast (10hrs):
- Get spook'd, good if you like the spook-factor, tho has its bitchy moments of "what the fuck do I do" when you die 30 times by the same enemy
Contagion (2hrs):
- Interesting Left3Dead clone, focuses on realism rather than gameplay, 90% of the time you're out of bullets and zombies only take 2 hits for you to die.
No More Room In Hell (2hrs):
- Outlast-tier spookyness, also a bugfest and already abandoned by the devs. rip
Far Cry 3 (1hrs):
- I want my money back. Shit game, doesn't support my monitor, picking-up-herbs simulator
Garry's Mod (1hrs):
Titan Souls (3hrs):
- Rock hard game, you take one hit, but enemy also takes one hit. Problem? Enemy is always an op boss. Not fun but good if you wanna smash your head against the wall for a while.
Magicite (3hrs):
- Finally a better game on this list. Good for co-op, but also singleplayer. You die a lot but it's often deserved because you're dumb.
Portal 2 (10hrs):
- Later puzzles are a middle finger to the player, also terrible replayability.
Transistor (4hrs):
- Good music, good visuals, combat is bad, story is...confusing?
Witcher 3 (6hrs):
- Fuck off
- C4 is a throwable explosive item. Otherwise I'd rather play MW2
- Good 2D platforming game, but takes the joke wayyy too far.
Rocket League (13hrs):
- Flying cars playing soccer. Man I'd want some of the drugs those devs took.
Left 4 Dead 2 (50hrs):
- Honestly the most fun game I've played on steam. It has its flaws but It's up there
Hollow Knight (50hrs):
- [orgasms]
CoD BO1 (400hrs):
- No comment.
Risk of Rain (150hrs):
- My jam a few years ago, nobody plays it anymore so it got boring. Good action rougelike tho.
Brawlhalla (550hrs):
- I legit wanna murder the money-hungry piece of shit jew devs and the community is a bunch of turds over-glorifying the game. Every time I start it up I hate myself, but it's the only game I'm good at so I have nothing else to play. Avoid at all costs.
