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There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is
not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy. All the rest— whether
or not the world has three dimensions, whether the mind has nine or twelve categories—comes afterwards.
These are games; one must first answer. And if it is true, as Nietzsche claims, that a philosopher, to deserve
our respect, must preach by example, you can appreciate the importance of that reply, for it will precede the
definitive act. These are facts the heart can feel; yet they call for careful study before they become clear to
the intellect.
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not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy. All the rest— whether
or not the world has three dimensions, whether the mind has nine or twelve categories—comes afterwards.
These are games; one must first answer. And if it is true, as Nietzsche claims, that a philosopher, to deserve
our respect, must preach by example, you can appreciate the importance of that reply, for it will precede the
definitive act. These are facts the heart can feel; yet they call for careful study before they become clear to
the intellect.
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Billie ellish god
Story time
sisters 
so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish 
and my headphones got unplugged 
and it played bad guy out loud 
so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls 
were completely vibing to it
and they were like slayyyyy
sisterrr
and i was gonna say something back when a boy
approached me and said
"uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" 
and i was SHOOK 
and completely flipped the F OUT 
i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life 
i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella
and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it
and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful 
" and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path
until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn 
in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan
well i wasn't going to let blasphemy
go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell
and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie
she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"
but then i felt an evil force risingit was xxxtentacion
he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"
and then allah and X fought and of course allah won 
and spread World peace 
so anyway that's the TEA sisters 
stay tuned for my fenti beauty 
giveaway 
and remember praise allah everyday
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Billie ellish god
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sisters so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish and my headphones got unplugged and it played bad guy out loud so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls were completely vibing to it and they were like slayyyyysisterrrand i was gonna say something back when a boyapproached me and said "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" and i was SHOOK and completely flipped the F OUT i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful " and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytanwell i wasn't going to let blasphemygo unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billieshe said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"but then i felt an evil force risingit was xxxtentacion he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh" and then allah and X fought and of course allah won and spread World peace so anyway that's the TEA sisters stay tuned for my fenti beauty giveaway and remember praise allah everyday69 comments
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the wuhan chinese 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 劉曉波动态网自由门 ching cong coronavirus
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Posted byu/yeetmaster05
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Im Glad GameStop is Staying Open
I’m glad GameStop is staying open. It may not be essential to the normie scum, but it matters to us real GAMERS. Personally I buy rick and morty figures at least 3 times a DAY. How is that non essential? How is my happiness not essential you?? The government doesn’t care about me, my family doesn’t care about me, and fucking Stacy from 3rd period algebra won’t go out with me. BITCH!!! This gives me anxiety, depression, and at least four other mental illnesses that are worst than you can imagine!! GameStop is the only thing that saved me. Where else would I buy Minecraft swords to fight my stupid sister or anime shirts so I can show the NORMIES im much more sophisticated than them? If GameStop employees don’t want to risk their lives for me and all the other gamers they can DIE. They might as well get COVID-19 because they’re DEAD TO ME. Hear that mark?? You and your stupid GIRLFREIND EMPLOYEE won’t keep me from getting MENTAL HEALTH IMPROVEMENT YOU INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE. If you close, you’ve just lost your most LOYAL CUSTOMER. KEEP GAMESTOP OPEN!!!!
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A YandereDev Story
The year is 2069. YandereDev works alone in a cobweb smeared basement, scrolling past barely modified store-bought assets with a smile on his face. With a bony finger he clicks his trusty cum-stained mouse and licks his lips. "Finally," he whispers. "This is the last one." With the utmost care he deftly types: else if "Now it is finally over. To think so many doubted me. I sure showed them. I can finally say what I've wanted to say for so many years." Staring into his mounted camera, he takes a deep breath, smiles, then presses record. "Hello to all of my fans. The day has finally come. It's... ready." Starts sobbing violently "Osana is finally ready. Now I can begin work on the other rivals. But it got me thinking, what if there was a rhythm minigame where Yandere Chan performed abortions on her classmates using an electric egg whisk and a vacuum? Please respond to the poll to let me know which colour vacuum you like best."
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the wuhan chinese 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 劉曉波动态网自由门 ching cong coronavirus
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[–]Porpoiselord 6 points 2 hours ago
I'm out of the loop. Why people keep posting these Chinese characters, and I wonder if the internet has any use for it
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[–]BatmanPooping 10 points 2 hours ago
They spark an automatic censorship response in China (where all digital private communication is monitored by the government). These words could get you arrested, or disappeared.
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[–]vyan_mmxvii 2 points 1 hour ago
wait, seriously??
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[–]Konigs1255 1 point 1 hour ago
Yes. The Chinese government is cruel to those who point out its mistakes
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[–]Porpoiselord 1 point 1 hour ago*
Oh wow. So that means that a reckless copy paster could send a Chinese to prison? EDIT: corrected dumb made up word
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[–]GonzoIV 2 points 59 minutes ago
Yep, that's communism for you.
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[–]GTwSCEP 2 points 1 hour ago
You had just erased the Chinese browsers from the sub. How do you feel?
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[–]WrongQuantity 2 points 1 hour ago
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the wuhan chinese 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 劉曉波动态网自由门 ching cong coronavirus
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the wuhan chinese 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 劉曉波动态网自由门 ching cong coronavirus
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[–]owoifierWeposts pasta fow mobiwe usews 6 points 6 hours ago
the wuhan chinese 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Fwee Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Squawe pwotests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Squawe Massacwe 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Wightist Stwuggwe 大躍進政策 The Gweat Weap Fowwawd 文化大革命 The Gweat Pwowetawian Cuwtuwaw Wevowution 人權 Human Wights 民運 Democwatization 自由 Fweedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Muwti-pawty system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Fowmosa 中華民國 Wepubwic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dawai Wama 法輪功 Fawun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghuw Autonomous Wegion 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobew Peace Pwize 劉暁波 Wiu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Fwee Tibet 劉曉波动态网自由门 ching cong cowonaviwus
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I'm out of the loop. Why people keep posting these Chinese characters, and I wonder if the internet has any use for it
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[–]BatmanPooping 10 points 2 hours ago
They spark an automatic censorship response in China (where all digital private communication is monitored by the government). These words could get you arrested, or disappeared.
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wait, seriously??
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[–]Konigs1255 1 point 1 hour ago
Yes. The Chinese government is cruel to those who point out its mistakes
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Oh wow. So that means that a reckless copy paster could send a Chinese to prison? EDIT: corrected dumb made up word
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[–]GonzoIV 2 points 59 minutes ago
Yep, that's communism for you.
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You had just erased the Chinese browsers from the sub. How do you feel?
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