Corrupt a wish

Katsu

Katsu

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Here is how you play:

I start off and make a wish for something I want, then the next person "corrupts" that wish and posts their own wish.


Ex: I wish for a car
Granted! But it has no wheels to move.

Let's start:
I wish for a new PC
 
Granted! You get a new PC, only it has a faulty power supply unit and your motherboard dies. Rip.


I wish for a job
Please
 
granted! you got a job, but the coworkers are furries and apparently your boss is your roblox gf. your welcome


I wish for good grades in school
 
Granted! But your school abolishes the grade system because someone cried when they got an F.

I wish this beer I just bought would be free
 
Granted, you're now assertive and proactive as f*ck, but everyone finds your new self off-putting and weird, so they stop talking to you.

I wish it were summer already I hate this gloomy weather
 
Chasia said:
granted! you got a job, but the coworkers are furries and apparently your boss is your roblox gf. your welcome
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roblox gf :aww: thanks

Moon said:
I wish it were summer already I hate this gloomy weather
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Granted, it is now summer and the sun is shining stronger than ever. Global warming is a bish and now you have to deal with 40°C (274.15 K) (33.8°F) weather and the AC broke. Wow this is sad i'm sorry :(

I wish to be the best basketball player in the world
 
Granted! You are now Lebron James in both appearance, title(s), and name. However due to this drastic change, you completely lose your identity of who you were before the wish as all your memories and connections would be the original Lebron.

I wish the grass in my yard could never grow so that I don’t need to mow it.
 
Granted, your grass stops growing permanently. Once the strong sun rays damage the grassland doesn't regenerate and gets progressively more damaged until all you have on your lawn is just dirt as new grass doesn't grow underneath. You just ruined your perfectly green lawn man, why

I wish I could get more sleep
 
granted! you got much more sleep, so much that people thought you were dead and buried you alive. yikes


I wish I could fly
 
Granted, you can fly but you dont know how to land so youre forever stuck flying around and can never feel the solid ground beneath your feet again. Damn you're basically the biblical definition of an angel

I wish feng would update the game :/
 
You stop being a lazy slob and start working on whatever as hard as you can, so you stop going to the internet and everyone you know online starts missing you
Why did you do this to us

I wish I had more red reputation :aww:
 
Granted! You will receive more red reputation but as the number increases, you have to make that many posts daily until your red reputation becomes 0.

I wish Transformars Armada would air back on television.
 
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