Confession

[Katsu]

I have a confession to make...

I have been lying to you guys about a certain something that I feel you should all be aware of...

All this time, I have secretly been...

Spoiler

a CIA Secret Service Operator. An undercover secret agent working for the US government.

Also this is the 1999th post so congrats to whoever'll post a reply to this for the 2k post mark thingy

 

[mzlaoq]

Damn good stuff, sir.

 

[funky]

FBI, Open Up!

 

[mzlaoq]

Im innocent take Katsu not me

 

[Katsu]

Im innocent take Katsu not me

Wait what. Where the hell did my post go. Maybe I fucked something up <.<

 

[mzlaoq]

Wait what. Where the hell did my post go

Must have been the CIA... or FBI... or NBA...

 

[Katsu]

Must have been the CIA... or FBI... or NBA...

100% the NRA. They're at fault for everything

 

[Fortress]

Maybe I fucked something up <.<

If I were you, I wouldn't even be surprised anymore.